An inside look at bait dangled by poor tragic church boys to slightly more discerning church girls [i.e. me]
Subject: I am interested in you knowing you more better
Message:
I saw your profile and i felt i have finally found my life partner.You are like God’s dove, so beautiful, so pretty, with good hobbies and everything about you match with my style. and that’s what I love, . Thank you, God, for this special woman, you gave me – I can’t thank him enough for the love and beauty that I found.i think i will be much interested in getting to know you better and i believe you will be more interested in knowing my kind of person too.in other to allow communication and getting to know each other easy,i will like to exchange my yahoo chatting id with you.you can chat with me on [name withheld]@yahoo.co.uk so i will be much interested in yours too.do reply now or add me now if you have yahoo account now so that we can chat.
Lucky.
[ed. you’d be lucky]
Ok, I know. It’s a desperate business, this being a singular bod in this day and age. I also recognize that it’s totally unChristian of me to display such delights as the above for all in sundry to have a giggle at.
But really… If you read my proflie, a witty, erudite dissertation succintly describing what a total score I am you wouldn’t bother with trying to catch me with this drivel.
Maybe I should simply post the picture I sent to the Bloody Hell boy… it was clearly enough for him to discern his way toward some other poor unsuspecting Fair Maiden…
[ed. She really isn’t as bitter as she sounds.]
[ed. Seriously]
FreddysMama says
ROTFLMAO!!! This guy sounds like a real catch!!! You should bag him before he gets away – Wow, I want him for me… wait, I’m already married… think he’d be in for a spot of bigamy!
(picture stinkybum saying/yelling “Oh Dear” at the top of his voice!)
Antipodeesse says
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!
Ms. Mac says
Yeah, what Antipo said!
JiggaDigga says
Great reading, keep up the great posts.
Peace, JiggaDigga