[Not so] Secret Code

So, the conversation goes something like this…
[bring… bring…]
Cap’n: Hello?
D: Hey boss, it’s me.
Cap’n: Hi.
D:[irrelevant small talk][/irrelevant small talk]
Cap’n:[irrelevant small talk][/irrelevant small talk]
D: Boss, you know all that money you’re planning on spending on me regarding learning to code CSS & Web Standards etc. yada, yada, yada? I have a plan to learn it all in 3 days… can I have the rest of the week off please?
Cap’n:Hmmmmm
Dee:[gratuitous sucking up and explanations][/gratuitous sucking up and explanations]
Cap’n:OK.
Happily the learning thereof isn’t costing me anything… It’s costing my new client a fortune… Cha Ching (Christmas paid for 3x over…) and if you could keep the fact I haven’t much of a clue what I’m doing on the QT that’d be excellent…
I’ll be out of office the rest of the week… in tech heaven.
Have a good one!