I couldn’t help myself, the lack of closure over ‘Gutless Wonder’ was sticking in my craw so I emailed him the following.
“So, opinion is divided. Half my friends are concerned for your welfare. Worried that perhaps you were dragged under a bus or unexpectedly dismembered and unable to send email due to not being able yet to type with your toes.
Others are less charitable and mortified that the cessation of correspondence so abruptly is due to
a demonstration of appalling manners. Particularly when a simple note of thanks and best wishes closes the book neatly and tidily without offense.
I, however, am of a third opinion and that is that my sparkling wit, substantial intelligence and obvious hotness all just became a bit overwhelming. That’s ok, it happens all time. It is the cross I have to bear.
Whichever scenario fits (though, of course, hopefully it isn’t the first) I enjoyed our correspondence and wish you all the best.
NOW it’s finished for me. And boys and girls dating in cyberspace – let this be a lesson to you in clear and honest communication.
That is All.