You scored as Peter Pan. Your alter ego is Peter Pan. You are a child at heart. Anything you believe is possible, and you never want to grow up. Peter Pan 94% Sleeping Beauty 81% Goofy 75% The Beast 63% Cinderella 50% Pinocchio 50% Ariel 44% Snow White 38% Donald Duck 31% Cruella De Ville 6% Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego? created with QuizFarm.com

I have to confess that the sole reason for this post is to have a reason to write the word ‘nutjobbery’ because it tickles me rather uproariously… As there is clearly not a speck of ‘nutjobbery’ about me [ooh look… there it is again!] it seems only fitting that I apply the term endearingly to my everloving little nemesis…

I feel as though it is safe to do this because there are apparently no more entertaining things in his world than…

1. Empty Toilet Rolls

2. Knotted Ribbons
3. Tunnel shaped card board boxes
4. Rubbish bins, preferably bathroom ones which make lots of noise on tiled floors and which, incidentally, usually have the most interesting contents which may be spread artfully on said tiled floors.
5. Candlewicked bathmats
6. Screen Doors
7. Hanging towels
8. Bare toes [human]
9. Full toilet rolls still in their packet
10. Open cupboard doors
11. One’s own tail
12. Thin air

Apparently [and happily], things like goldfish are outré with the feline set these days.

Turns out it was a Clayton’s Business Meeting too…

Rescheduled due to Illness..

(His, not Mine…)

Not holding breath…